no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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