turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
