Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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