you guys were way drunker than both of me
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I love having hate sex.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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