You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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