Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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