Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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