before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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