I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
