jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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