Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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