Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
