Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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