check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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