she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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