come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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