called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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