he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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