Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
