I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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