Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I can't put those talents on a resume
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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