Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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