i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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