some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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