The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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