we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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