She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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