Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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