Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
3pm strippers are depressing
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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