How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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