Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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