I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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