You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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