I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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