My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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