Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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