I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
