Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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