I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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