This girl is more easily done than said...
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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