I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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