her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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