i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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