Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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