They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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