I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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