Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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