i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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