I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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