I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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