brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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