sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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