we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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