we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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