She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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