Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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