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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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